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Running on stress and iced coffee is the new balanced diet! 🏃♀️☕️😅
46 Funny meal quotes
Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.
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Ice cream for dinner? Sign me up! Who needs adulting when you can have sprinkles for supper! 🍦😋🎉
I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.
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Ah, the simpler times when all my life goals could fit in a Happy Meal box 🍟🍔🎁
They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.
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When in doubt, let’s just rename cereal "gourmet crunch" and call it a night! 🥣😋✨
Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.
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Who knew being my own chef would make me a master at converting hours into cents! 🍳⏳💰
Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.
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Feeling like I just ate a salad when I signed up for pizza night. 🍕🥗❌📺
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.
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Same outfit, same meal, same movie? You're just living that Groundhog Day life. 🧥🍕📺
Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.
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Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆
My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.
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When your wallet's on a diet but your mom isn't! 🍽️😅🍕