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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

2 months ago

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

2 months ago

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

2 months ago

Breaking news is really breaking me.

2 months ago

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

2 months ago

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

2 months ago

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

2 months ago

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

2 months ago

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

2 months ago

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

2 months ago

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

2 months ago

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

2 months ago

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

3 months ago

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

3 months ago

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

3 months ago

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

3 months ago

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

3 months ago

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

3 months ago

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

3 months ago