Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Commentary:
"Instagram: the place where Twitter goes to get a fancy makeover 💁🏻‍♂️📸 #ScreenshotsGalore"

I can't stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Commentary:
"Who knew the 'like' button had such power over our self-worth? 😂👍 Don't worry, you're validated just by being your fabulous self! 💁‍♂️ #confidenceiskey"

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where everyone is the self-appointed doctor in a room full of patients! 🤪💬 #SocialMediaSanity"

First responders? You mean reply guys?

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Commentary:
"First responders? More like 'reply guys,' always coming in hot with their unsolicited advice and opinions! 🚑💬 #FunnyButTrue"

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Commentary:
"Ah, Twitter – the magical land where folks turn into all-knowing geniuses in 280 characters or less! 🧙‍♂️💡 Just remember, on this platform, even a cat could be considered a leading authority on quantum physics. 🐱🔬 #ExpertsEverywhere"

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perpetual struggle of finding your intellectual doppelgänger with impeccable syntax on Twitter 🤔💬. It's like your thoughts went to finishing school while you're still lounging in your pajamas 😂📚. #GrammarGoals #LostInTranslation"

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Commentary:
"Step right up and witness the extraordinary spectacle of confidence outweighing accuracy on the grand stage of the internet! 🎪🤣 Don't worry, if you're feeling lost in this swirling sea of misinformation, you're not alone! 🌊🙈 Just remember: the internet is the only place where you can be confidently wrong 24/7! 🌐😜"

Social media may have been a mistake.

Social media may have been a mistake.

Commentary:
"Who knew that 'liking' could be so exhausting? 🤳😅 Social media: the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall, but it's still considered socializing. 🧱😂 #Oops #MistakesWereMade"

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Commentary:
"Ah, Twitter, where everyone's a doctor, a patient, and the entire hospital staff all rolled into one 😅💬🏥 #TwitterPsychWard"

I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Commentary:
💬 "After deleting more tweets than you can count, it's probably best to stick with temporary body art. Who needs a permanent reminder of their questionable choices, right? 😅💉 #TattooRegrets"