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Ready for tomorrow's episode of "Who Are We Mad At Now?" 📱🍿😆
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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.
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Guess my tweets are now considered "professional development" material 😂📈 #HRGoals
I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.
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Who knew my inner thoughts had such an enthusiastic fan club! 🤯😂✨
Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.
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Screaming my best jokes to corn stalks, at least they won’t judge or boo me! 🌽😂📢
Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.
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Oh no, now I'm obligated to wish them a happy birthday and pretend I didn't just forget… 🎉😅📅
Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?
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Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬
An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.
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Testing my attractiveness level one "Hey" at a time… results still pending 😂📩💔
TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.
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Gone so soon that TMZ already booked an interview with my ghost 👻📸😅
It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.
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Ah, the social media version of survival of the silliest! 😂🤪 #TrueFriendsTest
If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.
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Following influencers like it's a full-time career 😅📱 #CertifiedInfluenced