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Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬
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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.
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Testing my attractiveness level one "Hey" at a time… results still pending 😂📩💔
TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.
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Gone so soon that TMZ already booked an interview with my ghost 👻📸😅
It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.
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Ah, the social media version of survival of the silliest! 😂🤪 #TrueFriendsTest
If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.
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Following influencers like it's a full-time career 😅📱 #CertifiedInfluenced
Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.
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When life gives you lemons, turn up the heat and let the algorithm serve the lemonade! 🔥😎📱
I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.
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"Unleashing my brainwaves on the internet like a digital confetti cannon! 🎉🧠💥"
People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?
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My secret? It's like shouting into the void, where the only echo is my unshakeable confidence 😂📣🕳️
You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.
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You haven't experienced the joy of making a mixtape struggle session, and it shows! 🎶🔥💿
They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.
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Wow, that's deep! 🧠 Guess we're all highly-trained couch potatoes now! 📺🥔