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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

Imagine being social on social media.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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