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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Social media is mental suicide.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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