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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.