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Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Freshly posted on Discord:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Trending via TikTok:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Spotted on Telegram:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Broadcasted on Slack:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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99 shares on YouTube this month:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Trending via Telegram:

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Going viral on TikTok:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Just shared via Messenger:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Just shared via Messenger:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Just landed via Telegram:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Seen just now on Slack:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Seen just now on X:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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