20 Funny naked quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

  Commentary:
  "When someone tries to boss me around, I just say, 'Sorry, clothes make you ineligible!' 😂👗🚫"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

  Commentary:
  "Smile if you’re dressed and hope for the best if you’re not! 😄👗❓"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

  Commentary:
  "Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I misunderstood the 'bare' essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

  Commentary:
  "If only our wishes had monetary value! 😂 Imagine the joy of being rich and literally **showered** in cash, but hey, maybe being left alone afterward is the real treasure 🤑💸 #FantasyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bathrobe – the master of disguise, the sultan of comfort, and the enabler of sneaky snacking 🤫🛀🍪. It's the perfect way to pretend you're dressed while actually flaunting your true laziness levels! 😄 #NakedButNotReally #FashionDeception"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's arachnophobia vs. personal hygiene – a true battle of wills! 🕷🚿 Who knew that a tiny spider could turn a regular shower into a survival challenge? 😅 Hang in there, you're not alone in this (unwanted) adventure!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the shower – always eager for a steamy session while the rest of us just try to get clean 🚿😂 Seems like it's the only one who truly appreciates my au naturel look! #ShowerGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

  Commentary:
  “May your birthday bash be as wild as your grand entrance into this world – full of life, noise, and maybe a few embarrassed family members 😜👶🎉 Happy birthday!”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's all about the half-naked life, isn't it? 🦆 Who knew that the biggest obstacle to becoming a cartoon duck would be pants? 🩳 Just imagine Donald Duck strutting around commando style – now that would be a quacktastic sight! 😂 This quote really quacks me up!

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