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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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Live now on Snapchat:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Just landed via WeChat:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Going viral on TikTok:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Freshly posted on X:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Making waves on Twitch:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Funny naked quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of being au naturel 😂✨ Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or add some cheeky humor to your day, these playful lines are guaranteed to make you smile (and maybe blush a little!) 🍑😄 Get ready to embrace the goofy side of going naked with laughs that are as free-spirited as you are! 🎉🩳 #NakedAndLaughing

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7 days ago
Share →: Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Commentary:
Walking around like it's Casual Footwear Friday 👟🩳😅
1 week ago
Share →: Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Commentary:
Zooming into discipline with style and a little extra breeze 😂🍑💻
4 weeks ago
Share →: Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Commentary:
"When someone tries to boss me around, I just say, 'Sorry, clothes make you ineligible!' 😂👗🚫"
1 month ago
Share →: Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Commentary:
"Smile if you’re dressed and hope for the best if you’re not! 😄👗❓"
2 months ago
Share →: Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Commentary:
"Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Commentary:
"Guess I misunderstood the 'bare' essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶"
5 months ago
Share →: My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Commentary:
"If only our wishes had monetary value! 😂 Imagine the joy of being rich and literally **showered** in cash, but hey, maybe being left alone afterward is the real treasure 🤑💸 #FantasyGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bathrobe – the master of disguise, the sultan of comfort, and the enabler of sneaky snacking 🤫🛀🍪. It's the perfect way to pretend you're dressed while actually flaunting your true laziness levels! 😄 #NakedButNotReally #FashionDeception"
6 months ago
Share →: Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's arachnophobia vs. personal hygiene – a true battle of wills! 🕷🚿 Who knew that a tiny spider could turn a regular shower into a survival challenge? 😅 Hang in there, you're not alone in this (unwanted) adventure!"
6 months ago
Share →: The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Commentary:
"Ah, the shower – always eager for a steamy session while the rest of us just try to get clean 🚿😂 Seems like it's the only one who truly appreciates my au naturel look! #ShowerGoals"

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on YouTube:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Going viral on Reddit:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Making waves on Telegram:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Going viral on Discord:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Making waves on YouTube:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Just landed via WeChat:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Broadcasted on X:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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