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5 months ago
Share →: Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Commentary:
"Amazon should definitely introduce a 'drunk-shopping detector' to save us from regrettable purchases made under the influence. Because let's face it, no one needs a life-size inflatable unicorn at 3 am after a few too many drinks!"
5 months ago
Share →: Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Commentary:
"Who needs a dominatrix when you have a sassy vacuum cleaner cable giving you a run for your money? It's all fun and games until the power switch becomes the ultimate safe word. 🌀💥😂 #CleaningUpLiterally"
6 months ago
Share →: Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Commentary:
"Who needs a weighted blanket when you've got the weight of the world? 💪🌎 Maybe a nice cup of tea and a nap on a cloud could help lighten that load! ☁️😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical power of self-deception! 🤪💫 Who needs therapy when your inner gaslighter is up for the challenge? Just keep nodding along with your delusions and soon enough, your chaos will be mistaken for peace! 🌪️✨ #TheArtOfGaslightingYourself"
6 months ago
Share →: My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Commentary:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the selfie queen of them all? 🤳💁‍♀️ If only mirrors had a screenshot button, we could capture every flawless moment! #MirrorGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Time needs a speed limit.

Commentary:
"Time definitely needs to slow down, it's racing by faster than a cheetah on espresso! 🕰️🚗⏳ Maybe we should put some speed bumps on the road of time to give us a chance to catch our breath and enjoy the journey! 🤣 #TimeManagementIssues"
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'team work makes the dream work' clearly never met all the characters in my head who can't agree on anything 🤯🤷‍♂️ Looks like my squad is more like a chaotic committee than a well-oiled team! 😂 #OnePersonManyPersonalities"
6 months ago
Share →: No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Commentary:
"Looks like America finally realized it needs to work on self-love before jumping back into a relationship with a president 🇺🇸💔 Who needs political drama when you can focus on improving yourself, right? #SingleAndThriving"
6 months ago
Share →: The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the fur babies have their breaking point! 😼😂 Who knew that working from home would result in a cat-astrophe for some pets! 🐾 #NeedSomeSpace"
6 months ago
Share →: When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Commentary:
Ah, the childhood dreams of a future entrepreneurial mastermind! 🌟 Who needs fairy tales when you can aim to satisfy user needs and meet business goals for transformative outcomes? 🚀 Dream big, grow up, and conquer the world – one satisfied user at a time! 💁🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍💻 #UserGoals #BusinessDreams