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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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