The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, those pesky household items that turn a simple task into a Herculean challenge! 🙄 It's as if they've been imbued with a mischievous spirit intent on thwarting your every attempt to open that drawer. Who knew a seemingly innocuous drawer could become your arch-nemesis? 😂 Next time you conquer that stubborn drawer, consider it a triumph worthy of an epic quest! 🏆✨

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don't know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Commentary:
Looks like it's a tech-savvy dilemma! 📞📺 Maybe try not to confuse the TV with the phone app next time! Technology can be tricky, but you got this! Just remember, the voicemail is not on channel 5! 😂

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Commentary:
Ah, the majestic symphony of crackling flames as they consume the evidence of all those questionable decisions. 🔥🔥 Who needs a shredder when you have a cozy fire to handle your problems? Just be sure to invite some marshmallows for a guilt-free alibi! 😉🔥

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Commentary:
"Is it a complete Kit Kat bar, or a pocketful of crumbs? 🍫🔍 Schrödinger's Kit Kat: the suspense is just a delicious way of keeping us on our toes! 😂"

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Commentary:
"Oh, the art of bamboozling with a sprinkle of cunning! 🤫💁‍♂️ Oversharing a buffet of trivial tidbits to distract from the vault of deep secrets? Masterful strategy or just pure genius? 🤔🔒 Either way, it's all fun and games until the important info remains under lock and key! 🗝️😄 #SneakyButStylish"

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic grocery store potty tax scheme! It's like a sneak attack on your wallet from the humble loaf of bread to the royal throne. 🍞💸💩 Keep those eyes peeled for the real MVPs of the grocery game – toilet paper and bank accounts!"

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can't even get out of the open window.

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Commentary:
"Flies 🪰- nature's tiny villains, always up to no good! 🦟 They think they're so sly with their hand-rubbing tactics, but they can't outsmart a simple open window. 😂 Maybe they're just trying to start a fly uprising? 🤔 Watch out, world, the flies are coming for us!"

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge...

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Commentary:
Ah, the evolution of life 🌞🕶️ From party animal to fridge detective, the journey is as wild as the night before 🍾🎉 Emojis: 🌞🕶️🍾🎉

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Commentary:
"Applying for a job online is like sending your resume into a black hole and then getting interviewed like you were hand-picked by the heavens above 🌟💼 It's like, hey, I applied because I need a job and you had openings – it's not rocket science! 🚀😂"

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Commentary:
Looks like Bob was ready to dive into those tortillas with gusto! 🌮😄 Who needs convenience when you have Bob's innovative tearing skills? Maybe he should start a tortilla bag opening masterclass! 🎉