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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

3 months ago

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

3 months ago

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

3 months ago

My brain has too many tabs open.

3 months ago

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

3 months ago