Commentary:
Who knew doors needed manners? 🚪🙄🤷♂️
85 Funny open quotes
If I open a restaurant, there won’t be a menu. You will get what you deserve.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect place for a surprise… or a life lesson!
No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.
Commentary:
Guess I'll have to settle for "Weekend Bard" instead! 🎤🗡️📜
Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.
Commentary:
This is too sweet—I might just melt before Christmas! 🎄😁
If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.
Commentary:
Sounds like a relationship built on trust… and creative problem-solving! 🏋️♀️🚀🗝️
The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.
Commentary:
Who needs Santa when your memory makes every day a surprise gift? 🎅🎁🤔
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.
Commentary:
When life gives you mashed potatoes, it locks the drawer for extra flavor! 🥔🔒😂
SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.
Commentary:
Shein: Where your shopping cart feels like a slot machine. 🎰🛒✨
I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.
Commentary:
Trying to open that package turns me into the Hulk, but with way fewer muscles and a lot more frustration 😤💪📦
How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?
Commentary:
Sign me up for the email-writing Olympics, where caffeine, pajamas, and strategic emoji use are my secret weapons! 😂💻☕📧