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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Sane is boring.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Making waves on WeChat:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Breaking via Threads:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Making waves on Twitch:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Making waves on Snapchat:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Broadcasted on X:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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Just shared via Slack:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Just landed via X:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Seen just now on Discord:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Trending via Pinterest:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Shared recently on Slack:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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