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Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

Just landed via Messenger:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Broadcasted on Discord:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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Ah, the modern-day struggle of technology versus parenting skills! 🤖👪 It seems like kids these days are the real tech wizards, leaving us parents feeling like we're stuck in the Stone Age. 📱😅 Who knew the tables would turn so drastically? Maybe we should consider giving our kids official IT certifications along with their report cards! 💻👩‍💻👨‍🎓

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I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Just landed via X:

I run a parody bank account.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Breaking via Facebook:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Just shared via Reddit:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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