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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Just shared via Telegram:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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