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Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,638

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Live now on LinkedIn:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Time needs a speed limit.

Just landed via TikTok:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Spotted on Pinterest:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Going viral on TikTok:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Going viral on Slack:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

94 shares on X this month:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

23 shares on Discord this month:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

90 shares on X this month:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

49 shares on Slack this month:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Earth is hard.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,673

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Going viral on Facebook:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Spotted on Twitch:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Spotted on TikTok:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Just landed via Twitch:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Just shared via WeChat:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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