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4 months ago
Share →: You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, skipping dusting isn't just laziness, it's a way to keep your loved ones safe. Who knows, that dusty shelf might just be a distant cousin waiting to make a surprise appearance!"
6 months ago
Share →: I overthink, therefore I am.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day philosopher! 🤔💭 "I overthink, therefore I am." Sounds like Descartes with a side of anxiety. Don't worry, you're not the only one caught in a thought spiral. Just remember, sometimes it's better to just go with the flow and let your brain take a break! 😅🧠 #OverthinkingIsMyCardio
6 months ago
Share →: You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Commentary:
"Dust: the ultimate undercover identity for all your lost treasures 😂🧹 #MysteryDustFriends #CleaningConspiracies"
6 months ago
Share →: If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Commentary:
Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews
6 months ago
Share →: Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic midnight ponderings of those adventurous souls who dare to question the very fabric of reality. 🤔💭 Just a casual Thursday night pondering the cosmic abyss, no big deal. 😅 #ExistentialCrisisChic"
6 months ago
Share →: You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Commentary:
"Who would've thought that being a walking, talking ghost in a meat suit speeding through the galaxy would be so empowering? 👻🌌✨ Just your everyday reminder to embrace your inner cosmic weirdness and ride that rock with confidence! #SpaceGhost"
6 months ago
Share →: Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Commentary:
"Remember, Jesus didn't sacrifice himself for perfect angels! 😇 So go ahead, sin a little – you wouldn't want his dramatic sacrifice to go to waste now, would you? 😏🙌"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive balance between serenity and chaos – may your inbox serve as a theater for this eternal struggle 🕊️🌪️ Keep calm, carry on, and let's embrace the beautiful paradox that is life!"
6 months ago
Share →: Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Commentary:
"Ah, the great irony of life – a never-ending cycle of chaos and laughter, leading us all to the same destination! 😂💀 #LifeGoals #YOLO"
6 months ago
Share →: Time needs a speed limit.

Commentary:
"Time definitely needs to slow down, it's racing by faster than a cheetah on espresso! 🕰️🚗⏳ Maybe we should put some speed bumps on the road of time to give us a chance to catch our breath and enjoy the journey! 🤣 #TimeManagementIssues"