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14 Funny philosophy quotes

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025