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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Trending via X:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Going viral on X:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Going viral on Discord:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Spreading quickly via X:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Just shared via Facebook:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Live now on TikTok:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Trending via LinkedIn:

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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Just landed via Facebook:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Just landed via Discord:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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