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Looks like we're fishing for compliments, not cash! 🎣💸
186 Funny pun quotes
The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.
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You might say the 'b' in 'subtle' is a *silent partner* 🤫😂
Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”
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This bakery name has me rolling in dough-ughter! 🥐😂🍞
It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.
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Standing atop Christmas, but the bells are on a coffee break 🎅🔔☕
The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.
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That's why they're always striking up a conversation! 🎳😂💬
Due to unforeskin circumcistances …
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Looks like someone really cut to the chase! ✂️🤣
If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
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When math jokes give you square roots, embrace your dark side! 😈➗📐
Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.
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Talk about a chocolate factory malfunction 🍫😅🚧
Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”
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Miso soup sounds like it's having a little identity crisis: "Miso, you so, we all so… soup!" 🍲🤔😂
Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.
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Seems like you've got a deficiency! Don't worry, I'm available by prescription only 😂✨💊