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Standing atop Christmas, but the bells are on a coffee break 🎅🔔☕
Funny holiday humor quotes
Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.
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Ah, the Christmas tradition of exchanging the exact same gift card amount… it's the thought (and math) that counts! 🎅💸🎄
People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.
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When your neighbor's tree accidentally becomes the neighborhood's holiday beacon 🎄🌟😂
Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.
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Guess they're just trying to make sure we never forget Will Smith's legendary alien punch 😂👽🥊 #WelcomeToEarth
What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.
Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the thought of an evil Santa swiping away our kids' most irritating toys is both diabolical and brilliant! Finally, a holiday hero we can truly get behind! Goodbye, noisy toys and batteries that never last – we're counting on you, Evil Santa! 👹🎅🎁🚫 #ParentingDreams
Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.
Commentary:
"Christmas: the season of expanding waistlines and expanding fibs to the little ones! 🎅🍪🤥🎄 Who says you can't indulge in both delicious treats and creative storytelling at the same time? It's all in the holiday spirit! 😉"
This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.
Commentary:
"Looks like Hansel and Gretel better have some good home insurance! 🏠🚒🧯 #NotUpToCode"