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Forever rolling that pot roast up the kitchen hill! 🍽️😅🧼
186 Funny pun quotes
Never did learn what the knights in white sat in.
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Sounds like those knights missed the memo on sitting arrangements.
I was into the moon before it was even full.
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Talk about being a lunar hipster!
Milk or be milked.
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When life gives you udders, milk the opportunity! 🥛😄🐄
Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.
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Guess I'm just a geologist in disguise, taking "rock bottom" quite literally! 😂🪨📚
Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.
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Sounds like Santa's workshop is dropping some serious holiday beats! 🎅🎶🎁
Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?
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Wine: the only currency my mouth accepts 🍷💸😄
Elevator music is bad on so many levels.
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That's a hilarious way to elevate your sense of humor! 🎶😂⬆️
So blunt, you can smoke my truth.
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Bet your truth comes with a warning label and a lighter! 🔥😂💨
If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!
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Living for the puns! 🐭 If a mouse makes it to Moscow, does that make them Mouse-co-politan? 😂🧀🌍