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Wine: the only currency my mouth accepts 🍷💸😄
180 Funny pun quotes
Elevator music is bad on so many levels.
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That's a hilarious way to elevate your sense of humor! 🎶😂⬆️
So blunt, you can smoke my truth.
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Bet your truth comes with a warning label and a lighter! 🔥😂💨
If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!
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Living for the puns! 🐭 If a mouse makes it to Moscow, does that make them Mouse-co-politan? 😂🧀🌍
I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.
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Sure, can't wait for my resale value to go up when I finally return all those 'borrowed' French words! 😂📚🔤
“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.
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Looks like my family tree just got a little more "unc"ertain! 🌳🤔😂
British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”
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Sounds like a geographical journey through the Whimsical Kingdom! 😂🇬🇧🏰
When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.
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When love hits you harder than a 90s boy band 😂💘🔫
He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.
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James Cameron: the only guy who sleeps with the lights on because he can't turn the camera off! 🎥😆
If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.
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Nailed it! Let's just hope he doesn't break out into a dance mid-build. 🚧🕺🔨