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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

2 months ago

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

3 months ago

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

3 months ago

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

3 months ago

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

3 months ago

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

3 months ago

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

3 months ago

Is losing your mind a hobby?

3 months ago

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

3 months ago

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

3 months ago

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

3 months ago

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

3 months ago

If love is the answer then what was the question?

3 months ago

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

3 months ago

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

3 months ago

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

3 months ago

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

3 months ago

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

3 months ago

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

3 months ago

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

3 months ago