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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Going viral on YouTube:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Going viral on X:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Going viral on YouTube:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Just shared via Messenger:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Spotted on Telegram:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Just shared via Reddit:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Making waves on X:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

Shared recently on Threads:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

86 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Spotted on Telegram:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Breaking via TikTok:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Live now on Snapchat:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Making waves on Telegram:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Seen just now on Discord:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Making waves on Pinterest:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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