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I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂
226 Funny question quotes
Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.
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When guys ask you about a million dollars, they're just secretly hoping for a plot twist in their own buddy movie 🤔💸😂
Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?
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Maybe the cosmos is just shy and waiting for the right moment to drop a killer punchline! 🌌🤫😂
When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.
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Looks like some people took "no dumb questions" as an Olympic sport! 🏅🤔😅
The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.
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When a Boomer asks about your salary before mentioning the weather forecast 😂🌦️#BoomerMoves
Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?
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Can't believe they spent so many years holding their breath! 😂💨
Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?
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Holding onto boxes like we're preparing for the World's Slowest Moving Challenge 📦😂 #BoxCollectorsUnited
What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?
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Looks like you found the secret to waking up perky every day! 😂🌞✨
Nobody makes songs about shawty anymore. Where is she?
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Shawty probably took a rapcation and is living her best life off the charts!
Why do DJs always act like their knobs are hot?
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Turning those knobs like they're handling a volcano on a disco floor! 🔥🎛️😎