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Shawty probably took a rapcation and is living her best life off the charts!
228 Funny question quotes
Why do DJs always act like their knobs are hot?
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Turning those knobs like they're handling a volcano on a disco floor! 🔥🎛️😎
Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.
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Social anxiety level: secretly hoping to win an Oscar for my response 🎭😅
Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.
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When the movie turns into a two-player trivia game: "Who’s that guy again?" 🎥🤔🍿
How can my iPhone camera reach the moon faster than a rocket?
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Guess it's time for NASA to upgrade to iOS! 🤣🚀📱
Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.
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When your boss has a memory lapse and temporarily enters the alternate universe where you live in the office 😂🤔📅
Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?
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Sign me up for the "Professional Floor Lounger and Music Critic" position! 🎧🛋️😆
Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?
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Sounds like Satan's running one very confusing employee training program down there! 🔥😈🙃
Y’all pronounce it data or data?
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Why not both: as long as it pays my salary! 😂💾📊
Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?
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Trying to find a competitive advantage in vibecoding is like trying to find Wi-Fi on a deserted island 🌴😅📶