Funny quick fox quotes

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.