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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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Spotted on Threads:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Going viral on Slack:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Making waves on Slack:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Spotted on YouTube:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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Funny rich quotes 😄💸 add a sprinkle of humor to the world of wealth, offering a tongue-in-cheek peek into the minds of the fabulously affluent. Whether it’s poking fun at their extravagant lifestyles or highlighting the quirks of having too much money, these witty remarks are sure to bring a smile 🤭. So, if you’re in need of a light-hearted giggle or just want to daydream about a life of luxury, dive into the hilarity of funny rich quotes! 🎉

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7 days ago
Share →: “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Commentary:
I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
1 week ago
Share →: Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
1 week ago
Share →: I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Commentary:
Oh, I'm here for the buffet, but could you make mine gluten-free? 🍽️😂🥗
1 week ago
Share →: Can we skip to the rich part?

Commentary:
"When's the fast-forward button coming out? Asking for my bank account! 💸⏩😂"
1 week ago
Share →: …and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Commentary:
"Another week gone and I still haven't found a dollar under my couch cushions 😅💸 #KeepDreaming"
1 month ago
Share →: Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Commentary:
"Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality"
3 months ago
Share →: I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜"
4 months ago
Share →: Wake me up when I’m rich!

Commentary:
"Why wait for wealth to wake you up? I say wake up now and hustle for that cash, honey! 💸💤 #DreamsAndDollars"
4 months ago
Share →: The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Commentary:
"Rich people have it all – the fancy cars, the luxurious vacations, and the designer clothes. Meanwhile, I'm over here budgeting for my morning coffee. The struggle is real, my friends."
4 months ago
Share →: Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!"

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

These aliens are taking forever.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Trending via Messenger:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Making waves on Facebook:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Just landed via YouTube:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Breaking via Twitch:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Breaking via YouTube:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Reported on TikTok:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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