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21 Funny rich quotes

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

2 weeks ago

Wake me up when I’m rich!

1 month ago

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

1 month ago

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

1 month ago

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

2 months ago

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

2 months ago

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

2 months ago

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

3 months ago

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

3 months ago

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

3 months ago

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

3 months ago

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

3 months ago

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

3 months ago

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

3 months ago

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

3 months ago

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

3 months ago

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

3 months ago

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

3 months ago

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

3 months ago

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

3 months ago