46 Funny rich quotes

• I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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  3 hours ago

  broke, contrast, eat, food, humor, i, lifestyle, money, rich, travel

• Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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  8 hours ago

  asked, class, education, German, Germany, humor, intelligence, mathematician, people, physicist, response, rich, social, social class, stereotype, wealth, why, woman

• Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

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  9 hours ago

  aspiration, being, confidence, cute, going, humor, me, rich, self-love, wealth

• Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

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  10 hours ago

  beautiful, beautiful woman, big, big car, buy, car, driving, gorgeous, grocery, house, humor, irony, kitchen, luxury, oh, overpriced, rich, rich woman, shopping, stock, woman

• People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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  12 hours ago

  bro, finance, honesty, humor, irresponsible, joke, just, me, money, people, personal, personal finance, rich, spending, think

• “There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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  19 hours ago

  country, cultural, cultural difference, difference, humor, i, insufferability, know, observation, particular, people, person, poor, poor country, rich, rich person, social, social observation, type

• You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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  23 hours ago

  25, 30, 40, adult, age, am, ambition, before, financial, financial pressure, goal, humor, i, life, life goal, pressure, rich, right, stress, want, wealth, young, young adult

• I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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  3 weeks ago

  Aldi, Britain, economy, embarrassed, humor, i, Lidl, nostalgia, remember, rich, shopping, supermarket, used

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  1 month ago

  agree, Christmas, commentary, employee, employees, feel, ghost, ghosts, holiday, holiday season, humor, i, important, meaning, middle, night, pay, pay raise, people, person, raise, remind, rich, rich person, season, social, social commentary, true

• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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  2 months ago

  billionaire, economy, got, harder, inequality, labor, less, making, money, paid, pay, rich, spend, spending, sure, wealth, work, working

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