Commentary:
Level up your Monopoly game before you flex, social media champ! 😎💸🃏
46 Funny rich quotes
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
Commentary:
I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.
Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?
Commentary:
Oh, I'm here for the buffet, but could you make mine gluten-free? 🍽️😂🥗
Can we skip to the rich part?
Commentary:
"When's the fast-forward button coming out? Asking for my bank account! 💸⏩😂"
…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.
Commentary:
"Another week gone and I still haven't found a dollar under my couch cushions 😅💸 #KeepDreaming"
Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.
Commentary:
"Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality"
I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.
Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜"
Wake me up when I’m rich!
Commentary:
"Why wait for wealth to wake you up? I say wake up now and hustle for that cash, honey! 💸💤 #DreamsAndDollars"
