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5 months ago
Share →: I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Commentary:
Well, they say half the battle is admitting it, so you're off to a good start! Just remember, being "crazy rich" might sound like a wild ride, but don't forget to pack your sanity along for the journey. Who knows, maybe you'll end up with a fortune cookie that says, "Insanity is the key to riches… and also, don't forget to tip your waiter."
5 months ago
Share →: Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dollar store dilemma – feeling like a baller with a dollar but also a pauper with a purse full of singles. 💰😅 Who knew that so much financial rollercoaster could be packed within those aisles of surprises!"
5 months ago
Share →: When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy designer trash bags when you've got an endless supply of humble grocery bags? 😂🛒💸 Stay down-to-earth, even when your pockets are overflowing with riches! ♻️🚽 #TrashyButClassy"
5 months ago
Share →: You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to upgrade our diets to include a bit more 'richness'! 💰🍽️ Who knew cannibalism could be so trendy? ✨ #EatTheRich"
6 months ago
Share →: I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can have a 24/7 lavish lifestyle, am I right? 💁‍♀️💰 Just imagine trading in your work pants for designer robes and swapping that morning commute for a leisurely spa day at home! #LivingTheDream"
6 months ago
Share →: Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Commentary:
"Having a daughter is like having a personal financial advisor who conveniently forgets that you're not made of money 💸💁‍♀️. It's all love, sass, and an endless shopping list of wants! #DaddyDaughterDollarDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Commentary:
"Maybe the secret to becoming rich lies not in moving your couch, but in moving your money 🛋️💸 Who knew financial success didn't come with free furniture rearrangement tips? 🤔😂 #CouchConfusion"
6 months ago
Share →: Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Commentary:
"Who knew that making a fortune could be as simple as playing a game of 'sinking ships' and dishing out dental advice? 😂⛵️🦷 Next time you visit the dentist, make sure to bring your A-game and maybe a life jacket! 🚢💸 #DentistLife"
6 months ago
Share →: If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Commentary:
"If food delivery apps had never been invented, my bank account would be thriving from all the money saved…but my survival instincts might have also been put to the test 🍔😅 #FeastOrFamine"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Commentary:
"If only turning laziness into cash was a viable career choice! 🛏️💰 But hey, a nap a day keeps poverty away, right? 😄💸"