Funny robber quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

  Commentary:
  "If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. It's like a twisted scavenger hunt where the prize is realizing I'm broke!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

  Commentary:
  "Armed robbers really need to brush up on their negotiation skills. It's like, hello, I'm broke, buddy! 💸😂 Maybe they should consider offering financial consultations instead of robbing people! 💼💰"

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