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Funny robber quotes

Funny robber quotes bring a cheeky twist to the world of heists and capers 😎💰 Whether you’re into clever one-liners or playful puns, these quotes add a dash of humor to the suspenseful life of a bandit 🕵️‍♂️🔓 Get ready to laugh out loud as we dive into the lighter side of crime—no masks or alarms needed! 😂🚨

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Posted on2 weeks ago

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