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Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Just landed via WeChat:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

Just shared via Messenger:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Spotted on Instagram:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Just shared via Instagram:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Spotted on YouTube:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Seen just now on Slack:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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46 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

73 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

I need to consult the woods about this.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Live now on Facebook:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Just shared via Facebook:

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Making waves on WeChat:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Freshly posted on Threads:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Live now on YouTube:

Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

Live now on WeChat:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

Just landed via Instagram:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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