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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.