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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Trending via Threads:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Live now on Snapchat:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Going bananas on Reddit:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Going viral on Telegram:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Spotted on Twitch:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Just shared via YouTube:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Going viral on Discord:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Making waves on WeChat:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Just shared via TikTok:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Going bananas on Reddit:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Going viral on Snapchat:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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