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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Reported on WeChat:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Making waves on WeChat:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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