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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

2 weeks ago

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

1 month ago

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

2 months ago

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

3 months ago

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

3 months ago

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

3 months ago

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

3 months ago

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

3 months ago

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

3 months ago

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

3 months ago

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

3 months ago

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

3 months ago

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

3 months ago

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

3 months ago

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

3 months ago

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

3 months ago

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

3 months ago

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

3 months ago