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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Making waves on X:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Just landed via Facebook:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Spotted on TikTok:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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26 Funny self-expression quotes

Funny self-expression quotes 🎭💬 bring out the quirky, bold, and unapologetically YOU in the most hilarious way! 😂✨ Whether you’re feeling sassy, silly, or just downright weird, these gems celebrate your unique voice with a wink and a smile. Ready to laugh and embrace your true colors? 🌈🤣 Dive in and let your personality shine bright—because being yourself has never been this fun! 😜🔥

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6 days ago
Share →: During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Commentary:
Ninja training: 0% complete. Still working on my disappearing act! 💨🔦🤦‍♂️
1 week ago
Share →: You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Commentary:
"When I dance, even my mirror asks for a refund. 💃🪞😅"
1 week ago
Share →: If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Commentary:
"Finally, a workout for my emotions—angry cardio! 😤😂💪"
1 week ago
Share →: The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Commentary:
"Zero likes? That's just me having a private conversation with my biggest fan! 🤣🗣️ #SelfieSupport"
2 months ago
Share →: Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"
2 months ago
Share →: There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Commentary:
"Running low on filters and raw-dogging life like it's a new adventure! 😜📸✨"
2 months ago
Share →: I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Commentary:
"Being myself was the plot twist nobody saw coming! 😅🤦‍♀️ #OopsIDidItAgain"
2 months ago
Share →: Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

Commentary:
"With these eyes, turning heads (and bodies) into stone—Medusa's got nothing on me! 😎👀🐍"
3 months ago
Share →: Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Commentary:
Looks like their handwriting follows a "choose your own adventure" plotline! 🖊️🤪 One day it's fancy cursive, the next day it's squiggles that only Mr. Scribble can decode. Embrace the mystery of mood-led penmanship! 🤷‍♂️😄
4 months ago
Share →: If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet sound of silence! It seems opinions are like bad breath – best kept to oneself. Unless you've got a mint, of course."

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Live now on TikTok:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Trending via Threads:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Spotted on Twitch:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Trending via Threads:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Live now on Facebook:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Trending via Slack:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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