Commentary:
"Who knew your arm art could be a louder introvert than you? 🤭 Maybe next time opt for a temporary tattoo to keep the chats at a whisper level. 😜💬 #QuietTattooRegrets"
34 Funny self-expression quotes
Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?
Commentary:
"Ah, the wise words of a toddler… 🧒💭 Yes, you can do whatever you want all the time, as long as you're cool with facing the consequences like bedtime, chores, and a potentially messy room! 😂🙌 #ToddlerWisdom"
I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.
Commentary:
"Who needs social media for views when you can flaunt your running skills in a wedding dress? 👰🏃♂️ Forget about viral videos, this bride is all about going the extra mile – quite literally! 💪😂"
When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic parent-child fashion struggle! 🤦♂️ It seems like matching outfits with questionable choices were the norm back in the day. 🤣 Who knew that shoulder pads and neon colors could bring such fond memories! 🌈 #ThrowbackFashionTrends
For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.
Commentary:
"Finally found a place where my strange thoughts can feel right at home…along with everyone else's! 🤪📱💭 #FacebookSavesTheDay"
Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.
Commentary:
"Who needs Grammy nomination when you've got passion! 🎤💃 Don't let a lack of talent stop you from belting out those off-key shower ballads! Just remember, confidence is key… and maybe some earplugs for your audience! 🙉😂"
Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.
Commentary:
"Adding a whole new dimension to the blues with my harmonica skills! 🎵🎷 Can't tell if I'm making sweet music or summoning a rainstorm of emotions… 🌧️😅 #BluesPlayerStruggles"
If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.
Commentary:
"Remember, if oats can be milk, you can be anything from a superhero 🦸♂️ to a unicorn 🦄! Embrace your inner oat-milk potential and go conquer the world! 🌟 #DreamBig"
I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.
Commentary:
"Laundry rebellion at its finest! The clothes may not talk, but they sure know how to make a statement! 🧺🙅♂️ #RuleBreaker"
Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.
Commentary:
"Who says breakdowns can't be fabulous? 💃🔥 Let the power of interpretive dance add some flair to your next meltdown – twirl those problems away! 💥✨ #DancingThroughChaos"