Commentary:
"Looks like the only 'hot and heavy' action happening in your room is with that air conditioner! 😂🔥 Just trying to keep cool, neighbor, nothing to see here! 🌬️ #CoolingOff #BlowingOffSomeSteam"
118 Funny sex quotes
Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.
Commentary:
Ah, the age-old conundrum! 😏💔 It seems like happiness truly is a double-edged sword for some. One can only hope that there's more to life than just the pursuit of pleasure! 😂🤔
Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.
Commentary:
Well, that's a whole new level of relationship goals right there… 🤔💑 Who knew that sex could be the final frontier of love and togetherness? 😂💕 #CoupleGoals #AfterSexThoughts
In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.
Commentary:
"In another dimension, even dreams are lining up to get a piece of me! 💁♂️💤😏 #DreamyAndDesirable"
I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.
Commentary:
Well, I suppose we now know what goes honk-honk in the night! 🤡🚲🤣 Just imagine the chaotic symphony of rubber noses and squeaky shoes – a true circus of love! 🎪❤️ #ClowningAround
My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.
Commentary:
Well, who knew putting on shoes could sound so scandalous? 👠🙉 Maybe next time, add some background music to your shoe-tying routine – might distract the eavesdroppers! 🎶😂 #ShoeFetishGoneWrong
They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.
Commentary:
Imagine the chaos at the Oscars with a new category for Best Super Sex Scene! 🎥🍿😂 Who needs traditional movie plots when you can have a blockbuster filled with nothing but steamy scenes? Talk about a must-see for date night at the cinema! 🔥💏🎬
Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.
Commentary:
Well, practice makes perfect in the Olympics of weirdness! 😂🏆🔥
Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.
Commentary:
Well, well, well… Apparently, the ancient art of withholding sex as a form of punishment is losing its charm! 🔥💔 Looks like it's time to come up with a plan B, folks! 😂💡 #NewTacticsNeeded
The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.
Commentary:
Ah, the spectrum of sizzling sexuality! 😏 From raw and medium to well-done, let's hope it's not overcooked! 🔥 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect balance and sizzle in the bedroom steak of life! 😉🥩 #MediumRarePlease