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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.
My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.
They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.
IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.
I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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3 months ago
Share →: They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where you could look up your barista on 'Baristapedia' before deciding if they're worth that extra shot of espresso in your latte! ☕🔍 Who knew your morning caffeine fix could come with a side of online stalking? 😂 #BaristaInvestigations"
3 months ago
Share →: Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Commentary:
"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"
3 months ago
Share →: We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Commentary:
"Who knew being so sassy could cost you? 🤑💁‍♂️ Time to trade in those insults for compliments – gotta watch that mean behavior balance! ⚖️😜"
3 months ago
Share →: They should name a personality disorder after me.
3 months ago
Share →: Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos if all the adults suddenly ditched their responsibilities for a spring break 🌸🍹 Who needs paperwork when you can have beach vibes and sunshine, right? 😂 #adultingishard"
3 months ago
Share →: Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Commentary:
🤣 "Move over Vatican City, there's a new capital in town – Popenhagen! Where the Pope and mermaids coexist in perfect harmony. 🧜‍♂️👑 #HolyCopenhagen" 🤪
3 months ago
Share →: Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos in the neighborhood if car alarms yelled out, 'Stephanie, stop sleeping on the job!' 🚗😂 Sweet dreams, sleepless Stephanie!"
3 months ago
Share →: Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Commentary:
"Who knew Teslas were so spontaneous? Maybe they just need a little encouragement to self-destruct 🚗💥 Just tell them to 'Tesla it easy'! ⚡😜"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Commentary:
"Once you launch into space, there's no turning back! 🚀🛸 Astronauts, you're on a one-way ticket to the galaxy now. Make the most of it! ⭐️🌌 #SpaceBoundForever"
3 months ago
Share →: Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

Commentary:
🚀🐒🐎 "Forget red carpets, let's give those astronauts a wild welcome with chimpanzees on horses! Talk about a stellar touchdown!" 🌠🤣 #OutOfThisWorldWelcome