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436 Funny should quotes

Funny should quotes ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚ are the ultimate way to sprinkle some hilarity on life’s endless list of things we *should* do. Why follow the mundane when you can laugh your way through the must-dos? Whether itโ€™s about eating veggies or exercising, these quirky musings turn obligation into amusement. So, letโ€™s flip the script and giggle through the shoulds, because lifeโ€™s too short for a boring to-do list! Ready to chuckle at what we *should* be doing? Let’s dive in! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸŽ‰

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

โ€œStop thinking about it.โ€ Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

If you think Iโ€™m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, donโ€™t worry about it.’

Posted onMay 28, 2026

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesnโ€™t acknowledge it well.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, Iโ€™m not the government.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriendโ€™s thoughts. Sheโ€™s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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