Commentary:
Trying to make relationships easy? You must have entered the universe on cheat mode 😂🛸💕
451 Funny should quotes
I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.
Commentary:
Nephew-level savage: 100, Ego: 0. Guess next time I’ll start with just opening the door! 🏋️♂️🚪🤣
Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.
Commentary:
Imagine the bloopers are scarier than the movie! 😂👻🎬
People should come with warning labels.
Commentary:
Caution: May cause uncontrollable laughter or unexpected eye rolls 😂🚫🙄
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.
Commentary:
Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼
I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.
Commentary:
Counting the days until I can add "divorce party planner" to my resume! 😂💔🎉
A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.
Commentary:
Reaching for the stars, one clumsy step at a time 🌟😜🚀
Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.
Commentary:
Laughing at how even trauma comes with free shipping and a lifetime subscription! 🙃🛒🧠
Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.
Commentary:
Testing: The newest frontier in thigh acoustics! 🎶🦵😂
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.
Commentary:
I've always been a fan of motherly advice, especially when it involves naps! 😴👩👦