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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Just landed via Reddit:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Going viral on X:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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Funny skin care quotes add a playful twist to the world of beauty routines and face masks. 🧴😄 From witty remarks about moisturizing to humorous takes on the never-ending quest for perfect skin, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of self-care. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in your skincare journey! 😂🌿

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Spotted on Reddit:

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Spotted on Instagram:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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