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Funny snake quotes

Funny snake quotes 🐍 slither their way into any conversation with a hiss-terical twist! Whether you’re a fan of these scaly creatures or just love a good pun, these witty sayings will have you laughing and striking a pose like a sassy serpent πŸπŸ’¬. Get ready to charm your friends and shed some humor with the quirkiest snake-inspired fun around! πŸ˜‚βœ¨

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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