Funny snake quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those snakes have been practicing their social skills 🐍👋 Who knew they were such chatty reptiles? Maybe they just need a friend to slither around with! #SnakeTalks #SocialSerpents

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Adam and Eve missed out on some creative culinary adventures by not being Chinese! 🐍🍎 Imagine the Garden of Eden with a snake stir-fry instead of the whole "Original Sin" drama – talk about a twist in the tale! Who knows, maybe they would have started a chain of snake-themed restaurants instead of being banished. All in good humor, of course! 🤣🇨🇳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you've got a snake managing the fruit supply 🍏🐍 Talk about the ultimate 'bad apple' situation! 🤣 #SneakySnakeManagement"

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