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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

3 months ago

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

3 months ago

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

3 months ago