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Funny snake quotes

Most venomous snakes just make "Tsssss". But I know some that say "Hi".

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025