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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Breaking via TikTok:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Making waves on Threads:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Spotted on Twitch:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Just landed via X:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Trending via Instagram:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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They’re making me get out of bed.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Just landed via Discord:

Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Just shared via Messenger:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Spotted on Slack:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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