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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Making waves on Twitch:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Just landed via Discord:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Just landed via Discord:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Live now on Telegram:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Reported on Telegram:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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Going viral on Slack:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Spotted on Threads:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Trending via TikTok:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Spotted on Telegram:

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Seen just now on Slack:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Just landed via Messenger:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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