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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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"Ah, the eternal question of who's the better singer: the feathered virtuosos or the lyrical masters? 🎶🐦 Perhaps the songbirds have the melody, but the hummingbird definitely has the rhythm! 🎵🐦💃"

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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