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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Share →: Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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🎯🤦‍♂️ Don't put all your spears in one throw! Remember, sharing is caring, but sharing your spear with the enemy might not be the best strategy. It's like playing catch, but with pointy ends involved! Keep your spear close and your aim closer! 🔥🤣

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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