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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Just shared via Discord:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Just landed via YouTube:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Going viral on X:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Making waves on Discord:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Going viral on Messenger:

This Monday could have been an email.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Spotted on Telegram:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Broadcasted on X:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Breaking via X:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

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