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6 months ago
Share →: I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Commentary:
"Oh, what a nightmare! Even in dreams, you manage to stay true to yourself 😂💭 Keep being the star of your own peculiar show! 🌟✨"
6 months ago
Share →: The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between our inner genius and inner chaos! 🧠🌪️ It's like a dramatic tango between sensible decisions and spontaneous whims. 🕺💥 Will they ever find a harmonious balance, or are we doomed to forever grapple with our own comedic turmoil? Only time (and a solid dose of self-awareness) will tell! 😉🤹‍♂️
6 months ago
Share →: If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bold confidence in the face of rejection! 💁‍♂️ Who needs love when you have an unwavering belief in your own awesomeness? 🤣 Clearly, some hearts just can't handle all this fabulousness! 💔 #ConfidenceGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Commentary:
"True friendship is not just about sharing good times, but also ensuring that the bad decisions are made together! 🤪👯‍♂️ #PartnersInCrime #FriendshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Commentary:
"Reading is like the secret passage to a smarter you 📚💡! It's the legal high that transforms ignorance into knowledge! Say no to stupidity, say yes to books! 📖🚀 #BookWormWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Commentary:
"Remember, sometimes the wise don't need words of wisdom, it’s the dim bulbs that could use a light bulb moment! 💡😄 #KeepItBright #WisdomIsOptional"
6 months ago
Share →: I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of never judging a book by its cover…unless we're talking about people, then it's apparently a free-for-all based on their faces! 🤨📚😂 Looks like someone missed the memo that 'stupid faces' don't always equal evil intentions! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Commentary:
"Wow, calling you stupid would be a disservice to all the stupid people out there 🤯🤭 Maybe we should come up with a whole new category for you! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Commentary:
"Life is like a really tough game, and the instruction manual isn't clear 😅. So remember, folks: it's gonna be harder if you're out there playing on 'easy' mode! 🧠🤣 #SmartIsTheNewSexy"
6 months ago
Share →: Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Commentary:
"Remember, the 'no hitting coworkers' policy is non-negotiable 🚫👊 Even if some seem to test the limits of your patience 🙄 Just double-checked with HR, and yep, still a firm no-go. Sorry, folks! 😅 #OfficeEtiquette"