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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Making waves on Discord:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Just landed via Instagram:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

90 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

31 shares on X this month:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Making waves on Facebook:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Just shared via WeChat:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Just shared via X:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Making waves on Discord:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Spotted on Pinterest:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Going viral on Instagram:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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