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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Oh good. Another day.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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70 Funny trust quotes

Funny trust quotes 😂 are the perfect blend of humor and wisdom, offering a chuckle while reminding us of the quirks of human relationships 🤝. These witty gems 💎 capture the delicate dance between faith and skepticism, often revealing truths we didn’t even know we needed to hear. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or share a laugh 🤣 with friends, these quotes are sure to hit the right note 🎶 while keeping trust at the heart.

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Share →: I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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Guess I'd rather be roasted than buttered up! 🔥😂
15 hours ago
Share →: I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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😂🍔 If your burger arrives sideways and you lose it, maybe the problem isn't the sandwich! 🍟😆
2 days ago
Share →: Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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If he's a pro at winking, he might just be auditioning for Olympic-level winkathons! 😉😂
2 days ago
Share →: Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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When your date asks if you want to split the bill, just remember: trust is in the air… or is that just broken promises? 🤔💸😂
3 days ago
Share →: If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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Sounds like he's about to take a PhD course in how to mess things up 😂🎓
4 days ago
Share →: Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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When he says, "I know a spot," just make sure your GPS is ready for a plot twist! 📍🤪🌀
1 week ago
Share →: The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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With friends like these, who needs mystery novels? 😂🤐💀
2 weeks ago
Share →: Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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"Guess he trusts me more than his phone's passcode! 😴🔐📱"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Atoms: breaking apart since the dawn of time, but still better at keeping secrets than I am at keeping WiFi connections stable! 😂🔌📶
2 weeks ago
Share →: Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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Looks like my pinky is now my most valuable asset in the trust economy! 🤝😂🩷

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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I must retire to my chambers about this.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Just landed via YouTube:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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