55 Funny trust quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.
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  1 month ago

  View →: They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Home is where you trust the toilet seat.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never trust a wet fart.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Home is where you trust the toilet seats.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!
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  4 months ago

  View →: Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.
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  5 months ago

  View →: So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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