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81 Funny trust quotes

Funny trust quotes 😂 are the perfect blend of humor and wisdom, offering a chuckle while reminding us of the quirks of human relationships 🤝. These witty gems 💎 capture the delicate dance between faith and skepticism, often revealing truths we didn’t even know we needed to hear. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or share a laugh 🤣 with friends, these quotes are sure to hit the right note 🎶 while keeping trust at the heart.

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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