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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

96 shares on Slack this month:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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