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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Trending via Instagram:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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Live now on Threads:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Trending via Slack:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Just shared via Snapchat:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Just shared via X:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Seen just now on TikTok:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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Sane is boring.

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