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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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I love when lashes make me look evil.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

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If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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Is this art or trash?

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You lose some, you lose some more.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Live now on LinkedIn:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Just landed via Reddit:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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Funny waffle quotes

Funny waffle quotes 🧇✨ are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor to your breakfast vibes! Whether you’re flipping golden grids or indulging in syrupy goodness, these witty lines will make you smile between bites 😄🍯. Get ready to waffle on with laughter and share some tasty chuckles with friends! 🥞🤣

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"Who needs pancakes when you can have waffle abs instead? 💪🥞 Just like that, breakfast becomes a workout routine! 😄💥 #WaffleGoals"

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Ah, waffles – the ultimate syrup containment system disguised as a breakfast treat! 🥞🍁 Who knew that a few strategically placed boxes could make such a difference in the syrup-to-bite ratio? It's like a sweet, savory engineering masterpiece in every bite! 🧇🤣

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Shared recently on Discord:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Going viral on Twitch:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Spotted on Reddit:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Just landed via X:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Spotted on Facebook:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Seen just now on Messenger:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Going viral on Twitch:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Trending via Discord:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Just shared via Instagram:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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