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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Just landed via Discord:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Breaking via YouTube:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Just landed via WeChat:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Breaking via Facebook:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Trending via Snapchat:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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